At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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