This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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