Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
seriously i just wanna be friends
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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