I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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