I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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