I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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