This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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