I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Do vagina's smell?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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