I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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