also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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