how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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