I'm lost and stupid without you.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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