is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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