He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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