i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There r osticjed everywhere
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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