bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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