It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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