Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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