i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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You. Win. At. Life.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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