That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Shame is for Republicans.
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