Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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