In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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