My balls are so social today.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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