For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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