Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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