My nipple is on Facebook.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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