What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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