Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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