I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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