is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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