I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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