i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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