So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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