Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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