Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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