Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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