Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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