i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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