help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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