Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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