she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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