I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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