all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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