lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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