sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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