Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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