You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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