im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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