are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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