I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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