i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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